First, I apologize for the unexpected blogging break. I expect to be back here daily as long as September can behave herself. Thank you for your patience and understanding. I appreciate it. : )
I thought a year of overalls and I would be done with them. I have all ready worn my mustard overalls three times on this blog. And many more times in real life.
But then, these Mih overalls I had had my eye on went 75% off during a sale and I could not resist their denim appeal (I purchased mine at Anthropologie, but they are now sold out. They run very small. I sized up to a large. Another cute overall option can be found at Anthropologie here.).
I have a flat butt.
A big ol’ flat butt (which is thankfully not as tragic as the bug ol’ flat butt I had originally typed).
And that is okay with me, except I am not sure these overalls are the most forgiving and flattering from the side or behind.
Maybe a sparkly, colorful headband will detract from all of that (old from Anthropologie. Similar headband can be found here).
Isn’t that the rule?
Hide anything with a headband?
How about some ruffles?
Ruffles cover up a multitude of sins.
Although, having a big ol’ flat butt is, thankfully, not a sin.
Now, a bug ol’ flat butt might be very sinful.
Or gross.
Either way, I’ll happily take what I have.
I have the perfect solution. I will just greet everyone from the front.
Or like this.
I will not move my hands from my sides. Ever. I knew the solution would come to me.
Although now I feel itchy…
And I’ve lost the use of my arms.
But these overalls were worth it.
Now somebody call an exterminator.
Do you wear things even if they are not the most flattering from all sides? Did you buy any overalls this year? Do you ever make silly typos? I ever do.
