While waiting for our flight in the airport lounge in Maui, I was swept up with the most intoxicating scent. It seemed to be coming from one of the women in a conversation next to me.

I asked the woman I thought smelled heavenly what she was wearing. She very nicely told me it was ,”IF.” It is made by Apothia. She was very classy and was speaking of her upcoming Aspen trip. I won’t be going to Aspen with her, but I wanted to smell just like her.

This is what I would smell like IF I was wealthy. I decided to practice immediately and promptly ordered the smallest size it came in, from the fanciest store I know, Amazon. (I had a fantastic shopping experience here. This is my personal experience. Please shop at your own risk).

IF you see a blond hyperventilating in her car and then passing out, don’t worry. It’s probably just me. This could go with any blonde joke you have ever heard and be true at this point. I find myself breathing in more, trying to inhale all of the goodness. It smells that amazing!

When you first put it on, it smells almost like floral smarties (the candy). After a couple of minutes, it starts to blend. It becomes more sweet. It is not cloying. It is very light. It is just delicious.

Am I fancy yet? Maybe not. But I smell like it now.