I don’t want to call this a blond moment. I just happen to be blond, and there are many, many intelligent blonds out there that have never had a moment like this. I think I took all of their moments. I’m greedy like that.

I got a bill in the mail. Oh? You get those, too? Where can we go to complain about this? They’re cluttering up my mailbox.

And I decided to pay said bill. Well, actually I decided to pay all of the bills in the mailbox. I know. I’m totally enabling them.

Bullies.

But we’re just talking about this one bill.

I wrote a check. I put it into the envelope. And, yes, I wrote a check out. And I put it in an envelope. I am so old fashioned. This is really one of only three bills I physically pay every three months. The other ones are paid magically through the power of the internet.

I flipped the envelope over and it was one of dem fancy envelopes with that see through window in it. And I had put my bill in wrong and now the window showed the back of the bill and not the address to where this bill was supposed to go to.

We’ve all done it.

But I can safely assume the rest of you didn’t do what I did next.

I sighed and ripped open the back of the envelope. I flipped the bill around and searched my house for tape.

Only, I couldn’t find any.

So, I took three pieces of packing tape and taped the sucker closed.

This is what my handy work looked like. I know from looking at this you would want to hire me to handle all of your paperwork. It is an art.

I flipped the envelope over to put a stamp on it.

No, that is not the same picture from above.

I had done it again!

Except now, it was stuck like this with my saliva, packing tape, and tears (simply from mirth).

I put the bill on my husband’s nightstand. I asked him to pay it online. There was no way I could send the bill in that envelope. Besides, what would I use to close it? I was running out of bodily fluids and tape.

The funny thing is the bill was to our pest control guys.

If they only knew… the only pesty thing around this house are the envelopes.

I wonder… What kind of spray could they use on those?

Although, I am beginning to think I am all ready using it.

On myself.